In fact, when I know what is meant by "outpost" and "obelisk",
When I can tell at sight when a monk has deliverance,
When such affairs as shardfalls and arenas I'm more scarier,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "prismatic barrier"
When I have learnt what progress has been made in shard research,
When I know more of player killing than a novice in Antioch,
In short, when I've a smattering of group combat strategy,
You'll say a better Stavenn general has never sat a gee,

For my military knowledge, though I think myself a sage,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the age,
But still in matters demonic, magickal and Imperial,
I am the very model of a modern Stavenn general!

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Naturalis, in the year 59 AM.