To anyone who cares,

I had to dip out quickly yesterday because my girlfriend went into
labor. I'm proud to announce our newest addition to the household is a
lovely little girl, seven pounds and 14 3/4 inches long. Her and her
mother are doing just fine, no problems (aside from the fact I need
sleep, now), and such.

Thanks to those of you who knew before and wished us well. Your support
was gracious and the mother wants to thank you.

-J

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Halitus, in the year 539 AD.