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Poetry News Post #320

Food is good!

Written by: Cap'n Mookie Iolar Mog, Wild Pup of Asaka
Date: Friday, June 25th, 2004
Addressed to: Kymari

Platters of duck all greasy and plump
Ships of gravy sailing to the starboard bow
Dig your teeth in to the tasty rump

Fat and road and juicy with meat sweat
A roasting hog turning over yonder fire
Pretty delicious I'll surely bet

Skippy hoppy rabbits, all baked in a pie
Crusty yellow pastry with steaming rising from the top
Who needs a fork? not you, not I

Yummy sticky cheesecake and cookies we adore
Makes us all fat and cuddly
'Course we can't get off the floor

Weasels and snot! why even cook it?
We'll have that joint away
Before their fires' lit!

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Fas, in the year 437 AD.

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