A short and humble poem for Aedius, by commission.

There once was a man who rivaled the gods
From fair maidens this guy, he got all the nods
They slavered and drooled o'er his gorgeous bod
TWAS AEDIUS LAD, LO'!
And before him did quake
The people from Aori to Soduiar Lake

Forged like a sword in the belly of his mum
He tore his way out before the birthing was done
Once he was free, he slapped the MIDWIFE on the bum
TWAS AEDIUS LAD, LO'!
And believe me you'll find
His majesty is going to blow your feeble mind

Practioner of malignancy ever so foul
He crushed all the servitors with naught but a scowl
Rutting in the streets? Pshaw! Beheaded, they'll howl!
TWAS AEDIUS LAD, LO'!
Beware you his evil eye
He'll bug it out so evilly that you'll freakin' die

There once was a city called Stavenn, yo ho!
And many Imperators it has seen, yo ho!
BUT WE ALL KNOW WHO RULES IT, YO HO!
AEDIUS, HE RULES IT, YO HO!

Awesomeness and win prevail through the day
His legend is here, and here it will stay
Anyone who disagrees is either stupid or wrong
HE'S AEDIUS LAD, LO'!
Never cross his dread path
Or you'll get your crotch stomped in the midst of his wrath.


Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Ultio, in the year 547 AD.