Awesome is a difficult thing to define,
To pinpoint and to explain.
Some say that it is a gift from the Divine,
For 'tis something few attain.
And whilst many have learned survival,
Awesome is harder to transcend.
And I know not one that can rival,
Your Awesome level, my dear friend.
And if you'd truly turn gay for me,
I'd buy a ring and propose right away.
We'd have a grand baby-making spree,
And you'd teach me Awesome everyday.
But of course, I do only jest,
You're really more like a (non-incestral) sister to me.
Because Laulana, you're the best,
And the embodiment of the Awesome epitome.


Don't hurt me,
Feya.

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Fas, in the year 561 AD.