*** APRIL FOOLS! ***

The following post was a joke. Do not take any part of it seriously. It remains here solely for the sake of posterity.

*** APRIL FOOLS! ***


Unfortunately, March has come to an end, and with it, an end to the 21-day login promotion, as well as the Iron Lotteries we were holding every Thursday.

Never fear, however, as Iron Realms always has exciting new promotions to offer. This month, I'm pleased to announce that Imperian will be holding a month-long promotion of Administrative Amnesty.

In exchange for a small, private donation offered to yours truly, I will be offering Amnesty for any Administrative actions that have been taken against you or any of your characters.

The following terms will be offered this month:

- For $50, you will receive one get-out-of-an-issue free card.
- For $100, you can have any one character unshrubbed.
- For $500, you can have any banned player fully reinstated.
- For $1000, we're offering a special "anti-Amnesty" package, which will result in the banning of any other player of your choosing.

If you are interested in any of these special Amnesty packages, please contact me directly and I will be happy to provide you with bank account deposit information.

Please do not contact Jeremy Saunders or Matt Mihaly. They will not be able to help you with these transactions in any way. In fact, they will most likely disavow any knowledge of this new promotion.

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Fas, in the year 634 AD.