As most of you have already surmised, my previous post about April's promotions was a joke.

To those of you who did not realize and contacted me to have your character unshrubbed: Sorry, you're going to have to stay green and leafy.

Here are the real promotions for April. No tricks this time!

Every day in April, for every 10 minutes you spend online, you will earn 1 free lesson. You can earn a maximum of 10 lessons per character, every day!

You can do this on as many characters as you have time for, but remember, multiplaying is not allowed in Imperian.

In lieu of weekly games, all of the Iron Realms will be holding a big Great Hunt over Easter Weekend. This giant hunt will last for 72 hours, starting at 0:01 GMT on Friday, April 22nd.

There will be credit prizes to the top killers over that period, and every body who kills or quests during that time period will earn double experience! Mark it on your calendar.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Ferinus, in the year 634 AD.