The song about Fred
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Fred is a sapling yes he is
In my Dwea's grove she lived
That sapling changed his sex
As often as I weed my grove
Now Fred went on adventures
Battling with the grand and the brave
And soon as Dwea came home
He'd rush back as though he'd never gone
This song is about Fred
And all that she does

Fred Fred, you are the best
Fred Fred, better than all the rest

Fred Fred, we love you so
Fred Fred, where do you go?

He's battled with orcs and demons
Sailed across the oceans and sea's
Preached to heretics, dandelions, and daisies
Fred wrote books on art
Broke records with his forest to forest marathons
Oh what a swell tree and so this song is for her

Fred Fred, you smell so sweet
Fred Fred, where are your feet?

Fred Fred, what do you see?
Fred Fred, come visit me!

Now Fred waits in Dwea's grove
For the return of his long lost friend
My daughter we all miss and love
But he is her best bud
So long Fred, take care now wont you?
And remember that song
The one about you
It goes something like this

Fred Fred, You are so cool
Fred Fred, O'er other saplings you do rule

Fred Fred, No need to bow
Fred Fred, I'm off home now



Penned by my hand on the 24th of Letum, in the year 432 AD.