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Poetry News Post #544

Bad love poetry

Written by: Volpe Bharathian Anar
Date: Monday, January 23rd, 2006
Addressed to: Everyone

Roses are red, violets are blue, your poetry sucks hardcore, and so do
you.

Or maybe you're aluding for a bruising, bad sexual connotations
Too thinly vieled, decency uncommon.
Please, stop the bad love poetry.

When inspiration flows like cheap wine and you drink too deeply
May your head pound at you.
Please, stop the bad love poetry.

When you're feeling in the mood to apply ink to brush and brush to paper
May it scream at you.
Please, stop the bad love poetry.

Thank you.

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Fas, in the year 483 AD.

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