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Poetry News Post #749

Don't read if you can't take a joke.

Written by: Marksman Jorachim Agarwaen
Date: Wednesday, October 24th, 2007
Addressed to: Everyone

A poetry contest is stalking me,
Forever turning the news into continual disappointment,
Anyone allowed to publically submit "art",
The bleating of sheep haunt my mind.

From damnation to all the people who's been wronged,
I find myself planning to thrust my glaive into my gut,
Please stop the crying before I eat your children,
Please stop the insanity before I go insane.

La da da dee dee da,
La da da dee dee da da da,
Write us a poem, you're the crying man,
Tell us how you couldn't get over the girl,
Keep telling me how you've been wronged,
And your body I will promptly hurl,
Oh ladies lament you've been cheated on,
Sniffle and simper and whine,
Because I'm sure when you do it you get lots of guys,
Just please stop wasting my time.

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Vita, in the year 534 AD.

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