Dear people who won't post their poems because of mine,
It's a joke, I'm sure your poem is fine,
I wrote it because I believe in humor and fun,
Not because I wanted you all to run,
So quit yer...itchin', put up a verse,
Put some credits in yer purse,
And learn to not that things so serious,
Because Jorachim said so, for serious.
Whoops, I misspelled a line,
Let's try "And learn to not take things so serious" this time,
One again, grow a pair,
Post your poem, learn to share,
It's a contest, I'm glad you're tryin',
While most RP here is dyin'
There's still a few wanting to make a stand,
Even if there's few in the land.

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Ferinus, in the year 534 AD.