Blast, someone stole my thunder!
I must say, it's not a wonder,
For I took a *bit* of time,
To think up this witty rhyme!


Dear Jorachim,
When you wrote the poem, you wrote it on a whim
(or would it be, that you were batting for the other team?
But really, though, do tell me is it Jor-ah-kim, or Jor-ah-keem?
Or perhaps it is pronounced as Jor-ah-chim...?)
Hrm.
Anyway,
I have just this to say!
You think that all these people have just gone and run away?
Just stop to think a moment, if you will, for you will see,
That those of us that read the poem we felt no ill will for it?
I doubt we really cared, though I can only speak for me.
Really, you're quite witty! I have to say, I did adore it.
But now haven't we just dragged this silly poem a little long?
This response is not to join, not to continue you along,
But to end this ceaseless game, for twice a joke's a bore.
So here now, follow me, and I will lead you to the door!
(I hope you can take some jokes, 'Chim, as you've told the others thus,
Just remember that it's fun, 'Chim, and we'll have nothing to discuss!)


Penned by my hand on the 12th of Ferinus, in the year 534 AD.