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Public News Post #1352

So cute!

Written by: Kabal Vega, the Jackal
Date: Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004
Addressed to: Inyvon a'Fiamma


I must applaud you for your behavior. In the brief span of well, a year
you've managed to lose your guild, your city, your faith and your mind.
You're almost ready to apply for citizenship to Stavenn, I'm sure if you
cuddle up to Juganothion and create the dillusion of success and
accomplishment you'll be waging war beside the all mighty Cander, Trez
and Juganothion tandem! Be sure not to be to precise on your application
to Stavenn, they truly detest the written word, stick to guttural noises
and some fondling of your nether regions, that should suffice to get you
in now a days.

Now, unless you're prepared to wage war on the Diavlous, Justicars,
Lorekeepers, Mages, Arboreals, Hunters, Wardens, Ilaferi, Saboteurs and
the Idrasi and any other merchant in the world who provides combat
related wares for a profit, I suggest you rethink your position. Oh,
right, your position. That would be the position of hypocrisy. You stand
before us, the black market provider of cheap, inexpensive herbs which
are used in the curing of combative ailments simpering like a spoiled
wretch of child about a merchant selling his combative wares that only
serve to draw a profit for you as they'll force people to consume their
herb stores and come begging to you for refills. How can you honestly
lay claim to a market and turn a profit, but Avasyu forbid someone else
to do the same? Right...misplaced arrogance.

Which God would you be praying to again? It wouldn't be Baar would it. I
wasn't aware that He still considered those heretics cast out from His
order as His children or worth His time anymore. Have you begun to walk
a Darker path now or maybe a more varied role, that of Madness, which
would more than explain your lack of vision or purpose in your writings.
Ah well, I apologize for your loss.

~Disclaimer. My comments regarding the Imperium are really only directed
at the recent extension of services, protection and citizenship to
certain cretinesque lowlifes that toddle about the world at present.

~Kabal Vega

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Artificium, in the year 447 AD.


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