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Public News Post #1424

Infidel

Written by: Shield of the Emir, Evadne Krax'ai, Buckler of Bane
Date: Thursday, November 25th, 2004
Addressed to: Mortificare Trez Blackmoor, Grand Strategist of the Army


Trez, you are the biggest idiot. The only arguments you ever make: "But
you didn't counter any of my points." and "But that's just opinion."

First off, buddy, who cares about your arguments? They are weak and
filled with whine. I'm sorry, but Aetherius doesn't care about anything
you say. It also does not revolve around a coward such as yourself.

Now, now. I know your reply is going to be something along the lines of
"But that's just opinion!!!" Aetherius, let me give you an insider's
view of Grand Strategist Trez's outlook on Fact vs Opinion:

-This is what Trez complained about after he jumped me twice, and died
both times-

Trez:The only thing that killed me was the fact that I was paralysed
every single time I regained herb balance because you whore flick like
every other wardancer.

Trez: If you were to use any strategy other than constant ciguatoxin
flicks, I'd kill
you with ease.
Me: Well, if that kills you, then I'm going to use it. Which means that
you can't kill me.

Trez: That's just opinion.

Trez: You can't prove that I won't beat you.

Again- this is after I killed him twice, using only flicks, thank you
very much, Trez.

And Stavros, don't worry about syntax, Trez is no good at it anyways.
Observe:

Me: It is an hypothesis that you cannot kill me because you cannot
handle ciguatoxin blade flicks.
Trez: A hypothesis, not an hypothesis.

Me: An. Any word starting with 'H' is treated like a vowel.

Thus, Trez shuts up.

Now Aetherius is well informed.
Trez, you may continue your crying.

Shield of the Emir, Evadne Krax'ai, Buckler of Bane

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Naturalis, in the year 449 AD.


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