Before you take my sweet, eloquent friend Juganothion's word for it, I
mean exactly what I said. If people would pull their heads out of their
protruding rear ends for two moments to realize not everyone has an
underlying meaning to what they say, perhaps more people would take my
word for what it is.

Instead of blowing up people while they work, Juganothion, maybe you can
find a better hobby. I have one in mind for you but it's a little crass
for a lady to say. And the second time was a freebie because I do have
more important things to do than worry about some daft individual that
wants revenge for getting pissy over doing the utterly stupid decision
to sit outside the gates of a city you are enemied to and get beckoned
in. I don't really care if you believe me or not that I was involved. If
you hadn't be so eager to eavesdrop and be nosey, you wouldn't have a
problem.

Galadan, I have been asked by other individuals to join this war. I
don't care if you asked me or not. If you mention that Kinsarmar is hit
with your infamous disease, you are alluding to the fact that we will
not enter the war officially yet. Your little stereotypes, your snotty
remarks, all of it, I could care less. If you make defamatory statements
about someone or an organization, you should know that you will get an
answer back. I pity vapid people like you. You touch fire and think "Ow.
That's hot!" and touch it again. Try and learn will you? People would
much appreciate it. And keep the dresses. I wouldn't touch anything you
had touched first. I might catch any other diseases you may have
forgotten to mention.

Wren Caelis

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Naturalis, in the year 450 AD.