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Public News Post #1517

Babies.

Written by: Zaniah Nessaja
Date: Thursday, December 23rd, 2004
Addressed to: Trenon Tal'Saraan, Dragon of Blood


When two mentally retarded people procreate, the result is Trenon.

Trenon plus gold equals global spread of ignorance.

The fault is not with Trenon, it is with us, the world, for not putting
that little baby in a barrel and dropping it to the bottom of the ocean.
The wise learn from their mistakes, so we await your children, and your
reply, Trenon.

We're still not sure what provokes the jealousy in lesser mortal familes
such as Trenons. But whatever it is.. we like it.
What can you do when you have a pathetic family? Speak out and be like
Kabal.

Or just join the Order of Vahin, where all rejects are accepted.

- Z. Nessaja

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Bellum, in the year 451 AD.


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