Ladies and Gentlemen,

Behold, the fifty-four year old afterbirth of Juganothion Gazali, ready
to enter the world as his self-reliant self! This brave new slimy,
wretched fetus demands your respect, or it will fling some kind of
uterine goop at you and utter curses involving your most private parts.

This new an improved version of Juganothion has broken all allegiances
of creed, faith and blood. So powerful is this demon of no city or
profession, that he shall burst out from Stavenn..ermhe will burst out
from his secret cave and unleash the power that is behind his
bladeswell, techinically, it is the power of my idrasi ancestorsbut he
will bring down his self-righteous wrath, another borrowed trademark,
upon you! You will know fear when he asks you for herbs to cure his
ailments or quaffs vials of pure lava to cure his ailements! Be wary of
this demon, the mighty Juganothion! Tremble in fear at his coming as
avoids all forests because of Taea and Palandrias, quake in terror as he
is cut down by ballista bolts and large granite boulders as he builds a
pile of his own corpses at the gates of your city, much like his long
time friend, Trez.

Expect a slew of poorly written, staccato posts speaking of death, decay
and other forms of painful demise as he waves his demonically fueled ego
about the world slaying the young, molesting goats and otherwise
spreading war, strife and amusement about the world, much like he did
when he was a lowly tanari.

The end is upon us, the demon, daemon, big nasty stupid pointlessly
slaying evil creature is upon us! Hide your children, stock up on
maidenhair and let the fun begin!


Penned by my hand on the 12th of Tenebrae, in the year 457 AD.