My dearest Trez,
Among all the time I have spent in the realm, looking at you, trying to
see if you were actually good for something, I finally found it! You
amuse me, which is rather hard.
light pipes
light pipes
First off, I did find it odd that you spoke about yourself in the third
person. That's usually the first sign of idiocy...Oh, wait, we're
talking about Trez here.
Second, are you sure that's a typhoon? Or are the Gods just pissing on
you?

-Vero Argyle
P.S. Got to light the pipes sometime....

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Ferinus, in the year 462 AD.