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Public News Post #1932

Leeches

Written by: Kabal Brynja
Date: Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
Addressed to: Lady Snow, Ysaviel Sunjackal, the Staff of Winter

My old friend,

I see you are about to have issues with leeches, especially clinging to
your hind parts as they pucker their lips and bestow upon you their
conditional affections. Having witnessed this before, I suggest you take
a flaming hot poker, if not a glaive and press it firmly upon the back
of their heads and they shall be forced to release their embrace and
skitter off back to their hole.

~Kabal Brynja

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Naturalis, in the year 469 AD.

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