Dear Tondalar,

Enjoy harassing novices? I see it's now your desire to stripsearch bards
within the ocean as well. I had no idea that you were so hard up that
you desired to see nude wet men. While I do enjoy hearing that you are
having such difficulties, I grow tired of your incessant insult-hurling
and attempts at defamation while you. I'm sorry to hear that you cannot
from non-magicker males and those without taint or those women within
your city to satisfy your perversions, however, aren't you breaking a
few Antiochan laws.

You reflect poorly on your city in this, and I had thought Antioch more
respectable than that. Your laws do not permit you to see genitals.

Sincerely,
Mathiu Reopev

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Ultio, in the year 473 AD.