Dear Antiochan Spy,

Thank you for sending me a letter commenting on the actions of my guild
member. Regrettably, you forgot to sign your name and, as such, I have
no option but to dismiss your meandering scribbling as worth less then
the life of the messenger who delivered it.

In the future, should you want me to actually consider your words, try
to include a name and I'd also suggest not sending it from Antioch. I
find the doves from Kinsarmar or the ravens from Ithaqua much more
appealing creatures to receive a letter from.

Sincerely,
L (this is my secret name, so you have some idea of who to contact
should you wish to send me a letter, you should try using a similar
system. I'd suggest "I" or "S")

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Letum, in the year 491 AD.