Hail Aetherius

Wow, someone really went through a lot of work to teach animals how to
write, though it looks as if you could do with some more teachings, as
your words seem to become jargon every few sentences.

Though I find it amusing a dog calls someone out for idiocy, I can
assure you, your empty words written from inside your little council, do
little more than amuse me as my wife constantly slays you, and you throw
out pitiful excuses as to why you were bested in combat.

You challenge a woman but won't face your true fear. Perhaps you should
stop licking your honour, and attempt to prove you have some.

I'll be waiting.

- Warlord Juganothion Gazali, the Arm of Death

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Solis, in the year 493 AD.