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These nuts

Written by: Mathiu Reopev
Date: Tuesday, December 12th, 2006
Addressed to: Sir Borin Tellaris, Knight of Khandava

Borin,

Perhaps you should choose your words more carefully, for they were not
taken as a joke, and were passed on to me not as one either. Anyway,
coming from you, it is pefectly believable that you think women
incapable of leading, considering how often you use them in a most
unchivalrous and unknightly manner. Misunderstandings aside, I certainly
didn't hear it as a joke as I do know you a bit better than that. You
can try and cover it up as you wish. The going price for your manhood is
5000 gold. Whatever your intent, you no longer have the proper equipment
to belong to any boys club.

May your pacifism lead to your demise again,
Mathiu Reopev

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Ultio, in the year 508 AD.

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