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Public News Post #2733

Aneurism

Written by: Justiciar Kodo Ashtear, the Servant's Heart
Date: Thursday, December 28th, 2006
Addressed to: Frostbreath, Janea Reopev, Aetherian Metamorph


...
Janea, pick carefully the sort of logic and half-witted retorts you
choose to utter because, quite frankly, if you say something dumb
enough, it will cause our brains to have an aneurism. You just said
something that dumb. Before you even speak to Draven, make sure your
words won't decrease the intelligence of all who are unfortunate enough
to listen to them.
I'm not going to try to refute your half-assed logic because doing so
would undo my entire existence as a reasoning being.
And so, to ensure the safety of all others who still have ears to hear,
your voice will be silenced promptly.

Best regards,
A reasoning being

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Vita, in the year 510 AD.


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