I'm sorry, but I just can't avoid talking about Ryax. Let me point out
that Ryax has for a long time been arguing that he has the linguistic
prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature. As it stands,
the leap of faith required to bridge the logical gap in Ryax's arguments
is simply too terrifying for me to contemplate. This letter has gone on
far too long, in my opinion, and probably yours as well. So let me end
it by saying merely that Ryax is an idiot, and you should not listen to
a single word he says.

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Vita, in the year 517 AD.