There comes a time when one individual stands forth and declares to the
world that he is an idiot. Aetherius, today is that time, and you are
that individual. I believe I speak for the collective people of
Aetherius, excluding the sycophants of Celidon, in saying: "Do shut up."

While I am loathe to even remotely assist a Stavennite in delivering a
point, your post was an assault on formal language, knowledge, and
reason itself.

1) He mentioned warden arrows, not wardens proper. Considering your
usual tactic is to run around, embedding the vibration that may as well
be the theme of your administration of Celidon, moving, then shooting an
incendiary, I am saddend to say that I am not shocked you didn't pick up
on the reference. Thus, I drive it home through the pavement you dare
call a skull.

2) What in the name of the gods above is LOLTRUENAMEPATHFINDER? Mayhape
I shall assume that LOL is a reference for your tongue's lolling from
your mouth as you slobber all over the public news.

3) I fail to see tears of any sort within Ragnar's post to you. Rather
there are their polar opposites, mirth and mockery.

4) Nothing about your post had any attempt at seriousness, nor can you,
your council, or any action you take be seen as serious. Everything you
touch has become the laughing stock of the world as we know it. I even
believe I have heard Chur snickering and whispering your and your
council's name.

5) Have you considered marketing your hot air? I have a forge to work at
times, as do many others. Considering your endless supply of it, you
could even turn it into Celidon's second-greatest export. Laughter could
not be dislodged from its title at first-greatest, of course.

In service to the world at large,
Mathiu Reopev-Kith'Vahni

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Letum, in the year 532 AD.