I come to you fine people on this most disheartening day. The residents
of Celidon have taken it upon themselves to hold my dear little sister
hostage. I have learned they have bound her, gagged her and stripped her
naked, and that she is held in a cage. My good friends, I beseech you to
rise up against the atrocity known as Celidon, or it could be your own
dearest sister in their wicked clutches.

Darling sister mine, if you can read this...know that we will save you
soon. Remember the Morton dignity.

Parsifus Morton

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Halitus, in the year 569 AD.