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Public News Post #3303

A Public Clarification (Sanctimonious Sermon Remix)

Written by: Pareze
Date: Monday, January 18th, 2010
Addressed to: Everyone


People of Aetherius stop what you are doing for a second, I've got
something to say. Those ogres can wait and demons pass isn't being
purified anytime soon.
I Wild Rose Amaris, fiancee of Markie basher extrodinaire have been
wronged. (sing it sista)
And though usually, it isn't in my nature, I say it is not in my nature
to bring attention to my private matters.
I will throw away this creed, oh yes I will throw away this creed I so
proudly adhere to in the name of proving someone else wrong (amen)
I AM NOT WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME 8 or 9 SOME ODD YEARS AGO!
That's right Justus you let evil misdeeds propel you and now your day of
judgement has come...
You never expected me to find and leash a power basher did ya? (mmmhm)
But you were wrong (PRAISE....)
And I'll have you know, you despicable cretin from the bowels of dis,
that your harassment was unacceptable treatment for someone with my
level of integrity and peace.
So don't you pat me on my back now boy... (uhuh)
My hand is already there.
And if you think you'll ever get to my property...er...fiance you'd
better get down on your wicked knees in front of everyone who still
cares about my musings from nearly a decade ago and RECANT!
Can I get a AMEN? (AMEN)
This isn't a matter of me being right and you being wrong...
This is a matter of Justice.
The Justice I expect before you can ever come near my property.
So cast yourself out of the darkness and into my light of my
sanctimonious bosom
And admit that you have erred
PRAISE THE LORDS!

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Ferinus, in the year 599 AD.


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