People of Aetherius I address you now concerning a grave matter. Too long you have been spoiled by the land and the creatures that populate it, you are hereby warned to begin conserving your environment or pay a hefty price. You use cloth to make horrible clothes, you use precious wood to make disgusting displays of furniture that you never use. So much waste is detrimental and should hence forth be abhorrent to you.

I and my company of conservationists would appreciate your assistance, to turn the tide of your wasteful ways. Certain members of the conservationists will be collecting donations of gold towards preserving what is truly important, and cannot be easily replaced. You can give your gold and your time to our cause, and achieve a sense of satisfaction that you have done your part.

I urge you to listen to our speeches, heed our words and begin conserving today. The environment and life as you know it depends upon it.

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Aequitas, in the year 606 AD.