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Poetry News Post #203

MY FAMOUS LIMERICK

Written by: Cap'n Mookie Iolar Mog, Wild Pup of Asaka
Date: Tuesday, February 10th, 2004
Addressed to: Everyone

There was a man named Bill

And Bill lived at the top of a Hill

He slipped on a Rock

Did the splits with a Thwock

And now he's named Jill!

Mary had a little pup

She loved him like no other

She left him home one month

Came back and he'd ate her brother!

So she said, you bad pup you, you naughty pup

The pup took one look at her and gobbled Mary up!

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Solis, in the year 426 AD.

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