My dear serpent,

For the sake of the populace of Aetherius, try to maintain a modicum of
decency on this public forum. Yes, that does mean your straightforward
advice makes my tender, womanly body fairly tremble in astonishment at
the audacity of your word selection. Unless you wish for others to nip
at your scaly tail, put private matters where they belong; through
personal messages. You may enumerate all the faults of females until the
Horde comes again, but spare the fantastic description after the end of
your humorous opining.

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Ultio, in the year 437 AD.