Leave it to a woman:
-To say they are a group of an organization but vehemently opposed being
called a member of whole. Its like saying, its an apple, but its not a
fruit.
-To say, "Another woman said it, it must be true."
-To say, "We can't kill it, we can't castrate it and let it live." Well
then, what the bloody hell are you going to do with it, use it as a
living tapestry?
-To use a male as a living tapestry.
-To keep talking endlessly and pointlessly, making no point at all.
-To flap their jaws in such a way that it makes reading and listening
impossible.
-To bitch and nag, bitch s'more, complain, nag, grab something
chocolate, some tissues and her nearest sister and with tears streaming
down her face sob, "Fuggin' men" and then proceed to ask 'the men' to
approach the situation with reason.
-To make a big deal out of a small problem.
Now. Can we drop the penis-hating and get to the point? If you're going
to get this pissy about people proclaiming others as rapists without
proof, I'm gonna hold my finger up and start declaring people rapists
just to see the estrogen mob gang rape them for my own amusement. If the
man is a rapist, which you have to prove, I say get the rustiest most
disgustingly blunt spoon, slice his penis off without his senses being
dulled. Then, take salt, and fling it on the wound, make sure it stops
bleeding and cauterize the wound with small burning sticks. Right when
he thinks its over, use him as target practice for barbed arrows laced
with strychnine and allow it to heal so it takes one day per arrow
(don't forget to hit both shins, both knee caps, the elbows and the
wrists), leading up to ten lovely days of pain and suffering before
death. The result is a very dead, very tormented eunuch who flops around
like a dying fish. If someone gets raped by this man after the fact,
shoot the bitch with an incendiary and claim genetic cleansing. Unless
your looking for proof of his crime or proof of his status as a warden
please stay within your little glorified quilt-party moaning about the
oppression of the penis-bearers.
Proud Penis Bearer,
Kabal
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Ultio, in the year 437 AD.
