"[I]f they accuse a man of rape under these consequences, then he is
guilty of said crime."

Are you the one who oversees trials of accused in your guild?

Silken, I accuse you of being biased in favor of the Ilaferi for no
reason other than the two attached to your torso. Ergo, you are guilty
of said bias.

Issac, I accuse you of being generous by assuming I was sincere rather
than sarcastic. I also accuse you of having every reason to think I was
being sarcastic. I appreciate the good faith. Ergo, you are guilty of
said generosity.

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Ultio, in the year 437 AD.