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Public News Post #1113

You dum dum

Written by: Harker Sunjackal, Ithaquan Ranger
Date: Wednesday, July 7th, 2004
Addressed to: Antistitis Inlustrise Faith Ruadh, Virago Animusi Calidusa


In case you hadn't noticed, we're not hunting you for sport (and good
sport it is), we're hunting you because you as a guild hold a hostage of
our guild. The "letter" I posted was a joke, clearly over your head.

I demand the return of the Warden held prisoner in the Ilaferi guild
hall. He will be brought to swift justice for the stain his crime puts
on our name, as well as for the dreary task he has set us in retrieving
him. I promise, you can have back whatever parts you like, in fond
remembrance. Until you turn over the man for Warden handling of it, you
will continue to be "target practice" for my men, as your own members
have confessed that Warden serves your girls.

Sorry about all the teenagers who've died in this, by the way. I hear
much from the ladies of the Ilaferi about how we're "only" killing the
young. Since "only" the young set foot outside of Kinsarmar or Celidon
(Aria), Antioch or the Guildhall (Iluov) without an escort of four or
more, that seems to be the best option.

Lady Phoen, You said he would be returned if I personally castrate him.
I will do so, once he is convicted or confesses to me. I have known of
three rapists in my day. This is the first male one. I have unfinished
business with him. The ball is in Your court, Lady Phoen. If You or Your
order can manage to actually hold to Your word, I look forward to
meeting You to arrange the trade and the captive's subsequent execution.

Let this be known to all in the land. A Warden who does violence of that
nature shall be a Warden no longer. In fact he shall be summarily
converted to wolf droppings.

Harker
"Welcome to Antioch, you'll get your office assigned to you at cityrank
2!"

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Fas, in the year 438 AD.


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