So, in the midst of war, destruction, and general chaos.. I had a
thought. Why not auction off the various family members and assorted
crazies? After all, they weren't really doing anything important.

So I thought the notion over. Swung it by them a couple times. Got a
positive response. Gave it some more thought, and voila. It became a
plan.

So, without further ado, the brave members of the Souls of the Harp that
have offered themselves for three months' service, in exchange for the
highest bid:

Akiko
Aaralyn
Wren
Kanthari
Duncan
Arlith
Aliandus
Jazyra
And, of course, yours truly.

Yes, that's right, three months' service of whatever you desire*.
Hunting, drinking, long political discussions, the possibilities are
endless**.

For those of you who just have to have some kind of cause to bid for,
well, I have a wife, two children, and 27 various insanities to care
for, and nowhere to do it. We have to sleep on the streets at night
because we've nowhere to live. Would you want that for 31 of -your-
closest family members? I thought not.

So start bidding! Simply send me a tell that you're interested or
bidding, and I'll handle the rest!

-- Ashel Lynne Savet

'*: Your purchased Harp maintains the right to, at any time, request
termination of the contract should you breach their 'comfort level'. All
situations will be assessed by me before termination. Basically, if you
try to hump them, odds are you'll end up without a slave and out a lot
of gold. If you're both drunk and you encounter no resistance, though..
have fun?'

'**: Actually they're not endless, but it was a good catch phrase.'

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Vita, in the year 450 AD.