A few months ago I was unfortunately possessed by a different soul than
the one I'm accustomed to and apparently made something of a fool of
myself. For anyone who might have had to endure my alternate self:
1) My apologies for whatever I might have done.
2) Please tell me if you know of anyone outside the guild who might need
similar apologies.
3) If I'm ever acting markedly unlike myself again in future, please let
me know the next time you see me, after I've had time to become
unpossessed and whatnot.
Finally, I'm sorry in advance for any glaring errors which might make it
into this post, and I present senility as a defense.
-Hans

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Naturalis, in the year 450 AD.