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Public News Post #1511

Congregation of the Seven Suns

Written by: Kabal
Date: Friday, December 17th, 2004
Addressed to: Everyone


Greetings,

I know its none of my business responding to Neko and the order of the
seven suns, but I just found his post so humorous that in my boredom I
just could not resist.

This advertisement or recruitment ad, whatever it is, is just loaded
with subtleties that really need to be expressed. Anyone from Kinsarmar
to Antioch to Stavenn or Khandava can testify to the validity of the
following. And were off..

-Give their love. Mm..the worlds oldest profession, thriving in Antioch
for some hundreds of years. It is rumored to be a form of negotiating,
but hey..whatever works. Spread em and its a free pass in, no questions
asked. See Neko for further details.

-Clean soul. A debatable concept. What was clean about Neko or Inyvon?
Ive heard Song tear on with a mouth that would make sailors blush.
Combine this with the free love concept since the modern religions
rebirth and well, none of you would be able to wear white to a wedding,
ask Iriaen, his bride wore crimson.

-Taint. Taint. This is an all encompassing word much like the old
childrens concept of cooties. Tribes of old referred to the taint as the
corruption of magick, magrek or magik upon a being. Modern times, the
taint has grown to include the following; You pissed me off, you slept
with my man/woman, you outdid me at something, I dont like you, we dont
like you, youre Ithaquan, youre uncool, you didnt kiss enough ass etc
etc etcThe term is also a living entity and applied sporadically
depending upon the party involved. When Inyvon, the black sheep of the
religion decided to get the faith herb banned, he was ousted for playing
shaman with a few of Kinsarmars bardic concubines. When Neko, the
spoiled whelp of the flaming faith decided to impart his faith to a
Wytchen, who was apparently more than willing to repeat the deed, Zhori
the blaze intervened and defend ol randy Neko from the same punishment.
Taint is no longer a practical term to be used to express a corruption
of magick, but is now a political weapon wielded by a bunch of would-be
fanatics. A broad statement, but hey, a good majority of the faith is
this bad.

Now, if youre a big fan of political maneuvering, ass-kissing,
boot-licking and complete and total subjugation to an ever changing
chimera of a religion, then the unquestioning blind faith of the Seven
Suns is just for you! Feel free to submit by mail or orally. If not,
keep looking, there are far more dedicated and fruitful religions that
will cater to your needs.

Awaiting the Wrath of the Suns Fury,
~Kabal Vega


Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Vita, in the year 451 AD.


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