My Friendly Anonymous Stavenn Servitor,

I humbly appreciate your offering of well-wishes in regards with my
recent engagement. It is an excellent surprise, honor, and pleasure to
know my enemies wish me well and encourage me to spawn more people to
assail them.

Therefore, I invite you to attend the wedding, which I hope to be in
Januss temple. All of those who care to attend will hopefully be welcome
to, unless, of course, you plan on killing someone. Id like a new life
to start on that day, not snuff an existing one.

Signed,
Sir Jorachim Agarwaen

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Fas, in the year 508 AD.