I would like to offer my formal well-wishes as well, for should you
actually manage to identify the proper procedure to generate children of
your own, something I, sadly, lack faith in your mental capacity to do,
you will likely be generating spawn that, much like their father, will
twitch and die at the slightest sign of an attack. To one who revels in
such things, this is a good omen indeed.

Unfortunately, I must correct you in your assumption that whatever you
do manage to create will be capable of spelling its own name, much less
assailing the Empire. We have weathered far more fearsome things, so do
excuse me if I do not seem terribly fearful.

Should you manage to convice the Janusites to not panic and attempt to
worldburn me, I would be glad to attend, so long as I am not required to
bring a gift. My fashion taste is, regrettably, abysmal.

Sincerely,
- Lord Ashel Savet

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Fas, in the year 508 AD.