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Public News Post #2824

RE: Celidon and Ithaqua

Written by: Master Welam Agarwaen, The Arbiter
Date: Thursday, March 29th, 2007
Addressed to: Leska Arivan, Mistress of Beasts


Frankly, I'm as surprised as everyone else in Aetherius that Celidon
said something other than "The actions and words of Ryax do not reflect
upon the beliefs and opinions of the council as a whole." Perhaps you've
been handing out atropine injections at the lauded Phoenix Hideaway? Or
perhaps a more probable thing would be aconite injections alongside
them, because not only were your written words the most incomprehensible
piece of garbage I've ever attempted to read in my entire life, but the
very idea of Celidon standing against an Ithaquan onslaught is
uproarously hilarious and can only be attributed to induced stupidity.

Allow me a metaphor if you will.

There was once a woman, and for our purposes let us name her Aksel.
Aksel had a lot of things on her mind, and a lot of her stress on her
shoulders. She was a leader of a ruling council of a conglomerate of
people of lesser mental capacity, or in other and far less kind (though
entirely more apt) terms, retards. After all, attempting to lead such a
conglomerate is a most taxing job, and wears hard on the mind. After a
long hard day, she was frustrated and spat and spittled at a different
council, who we will call for our purposes Auqahti. The Auqahti council,
not having patience for those of lesser mental capacity and angered by
her rather nonsensical words (for after all, let us not presume to deny
that working with those of letter mental capacity for much time will not
begin to affect her own mind) ripped out Aksel and her entire councils'
throats and left them bleeding, broken and weeping.

Thanks for your time.

Welam Agarwaen

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Naturalis, in the year 517 AD.


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